These cars are SO NOT for Douchebags
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These cars are SO NOT for Douchebags


If you are a douchebag, please read this and make sure you don’t buy these cars. If you are not, please also read this and tell your douchebag friend not to buy these cars because they are so not for douchebags.

Toyota 86
The Toyota 86 a.k.a Hachiroku (86 in Japanese) is the reborn of the legendary Toyota AE86. Guess what? It is one of the very best sports cars on earth today and that’s not for the people in the photo above.

Bugatti Veyron
Douchebag DON’T drive the fastest car in the world, Bugatti Veyron is definitely not for them. The top speed of 253 mph will make them scream and look for their mom in car. So, DON’T.

Mercedes-benz SLS AMG
The Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG opens its wing like an eagle prepares to take off. It is such a cool car that has the temper and power of eagle. Simply a nice sports car to be owned.

SSC Ultimate Aero
Here’s one super exotic sports car that could accelerate from 0 to 60 in just 2.7 seconds. Don’t you think a normal driver can’t drive this car?

Ferrari F12 Berlinetta
Ferrari F12 Berlinetta is currently the fastest Ferrari up to date that pumps 740 CV at 8,500 rpm. It’s a cool exotic car for cool people.

Have you ever listened Danza Kuduro that sang by Don Omar? There is a BMW Z4 appeared in the MV. The Z4 is without doubt a cool right for cool driver.

Lamborghini Aventador LP700
The super exotic Lamborghini Aventador LP700? It is definitely not a ride for douchebag too.

McLaren MP4-12c
All it takes is less than 9 seconds to accelerate from a standstill position to 124 mph. Whoever got heart attack problem, please just stay away from the McLaren MP4-12C.

Aston Martin Virage Volante
When the brand Aston Martin is mentioned, what people always think of is James Bond. With a 6.0-liter V12 engine under the hood, the Aston Martin Virage Volante can go from 0-60 mph in 4.6 seconds.

Ferrari 458 Italia
Every curve and line on the Ferrari 458 Italia is perfect. Such a perfect sports car is NOT built for douchebag or someone overzealous, pompous, or vexatious a**hole.