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43 Strange & Funny Car Names


Corolla, Civic, Accord, Mustang, Fusion, Reventon, Prius, Cooper, Cobra, Corvette, CR-V, Altima, and Camry should be those common car names you know. However, do you know there are thousands of car names out there since the first car invented? Check out the full list of car names here and you will be surprised that there are actually a lot of strange, weird, bizarre, ridiculous, unfortunate, bad and funny car names. Daihatsu named one of their car Naked and that’s not the funniest car names. Check out the list and you will be laughing out loud.

43 Funny Car Names

Be prepared to laugh out loud.

1. Mitsubishi Pajero

The name Pajero has got nothing wrong. However, if you do notice, there is no Mitsubishi Pajero on the street in Spain because Pajero literally means wanker in Spanish. Spanish don’t want a Mitsubishi Wanker, therefore, Mitsubishi renamed it to Mitsubishi Montero for Spain market.

2. Daihatsu Naked

Daihatsu Naked

Don’t laugh. This is because Daihatsu Naked is actually exist. It was a Kei car made by Daihatsu from 2000 to 2004 featuring a 659cc petrol engine. Fortunately, the predecessor is named Daihatus Mira.

3. Mazda Laputa

funny car names

Try to enter La Puta to Google translator as Spanish and you will get “Hooker” or “The Bitch” in English. Nobody wants a Mazda Hooker.

4. Honda Life Dunk

Honda Life Dunk is the name of the turbocharged version of the ordinary Honda Life. It was introduced in 2001 and was listed as among the weirdest car names by Forbes magazine. Today, it is listed in Carsut.com.

5. Honda That’s

Don’t think that’s a typo, the name of the car is “That’s”, that’s it. Honda That’s is a kei car built by Honda since 2002.

6. Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump

It’s a reliable truck built by Isuzu but Isuzu is telling the word it is a light dump instead of a light dump truck.

7. Maserati Quattroporte

It sounds very cool for people who don’t know Italian. In Italian, it means “Maserati Four Doors”. It sounds like you are buying a “Toyota Two Door Leather Seat” instead of Toyota GT-86. Does it make sense?

8. Mitsubishi Lettuce

Google Lettuce and you will everything green. Why not name it Mitsubishi Cabbage, Mitsubishi Spinach or Mitsubishi Arugula?

9. Mazda Titan Dump

Instead of Mazda Titan Dump, it will be better to call it Mazda Titan Dump Truck, isn’t it? Otherwise it sounds like Mazda is selling a site for depositing garbage.

10. Nissan Moco

Fortunately, the Nissan Moco never been exported to the Spanish market because Moco means “Booger” in Spanish. Does it sounds strange to you?

11. Opel Ascona

In North Spain and Portugal, Ascona is referring to female genitalia. That’s what make the Ascona one fo the funny car names on earth.

12. Suzuki Cappucino

Suzuki Capuccino

This is one of the funniest car names ever because it sounds like you can get a Suzuki Cappucino from Starbucks.

13. Volkswagen Thing

Volkswagen is one of the car brands Americans love but Volkswagen Thing is really a weird name on car. It was only available in the United States from 1973 to 1974. In Germany, it was named Volkswagen Type 181. It’s a car, not a thing.

14. Suzuki Every Joypop Turbo

People who buy the Suzuki Every Joypop Turbo are those who really enjoy the car features but don’t mind about the name. This is because Every Joypop Turbo is really a funny car name.

15. Lamborghini Reventón

The Lamborghini Reventón is a 6.5-liter V12-powered car that is capable to speed up to a top speed of 221 mph (355.7 km/h). Reventón is no doubt a cool name. Unfortunately, Reventón also means blowout, burst, bust, or flat tire. It is extremely dangerous to get a flat tire at 221 mph.

Strange Car Names

For some reasons, these car names sound funny, strange and weird. They are voted by our readers. Try to pronounce them loud and you will know why they are funny.

  1. Nissan Rickman Space Ranger
  2. Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear
  3. Toyota Deliboy
  4. FSO Warszawa
  5. Invicta Black Prince Wentworth
  6. Buick Reatta
  7. Checker Superba
  8. Oldsmobile Achieva
  9. Oldsmobile Futuramic
  10. Oldsmobile Bravada
  11. Oldsmobile Firenza
  12. Pontiac Astre
  13. Saturn Vue
  14. Chevrolet Greenbrier
  15. Chrysler LeBaron
  16. Dodge Diplomat
  17. Pontiac Rambler Country Club
  18. Volkswagen Touareg
  19. Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Scandal
  20. Mazda Bongo Friendee
  21. Nissan Rinspeed X-Dream
  22. Toyota Toyopet
  23. Volkswagen Volugrafo Bimbo
  24. Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
  25. Mazda Carol Me Lady
  26. Geely Rural Nanny
  27. Nissan Homy Super Long
  28. Daihatsu Scat

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Thanks to all these funny car names, you don’t need to take your medicine today because laughter is the best medicine.